echat: sometimes i’m drinking something and i can feel it spilling on me but i just keep drinking because i don’t care about anything anymore
ponies-and-politics: idreaminwords: Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story? I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE OMG
doctorwho: clarabosswald: souffleclara: ATTENTION EVERYONE ATTENTION EVERYONE THE FANDOM IS COLLAPSING I REPEAT THE FANDOM IS COLLAPSING BREAKING INTO A MILLION PIECES JUST LIKE CLARA
chinkerbelle: Reasons I grab my boobs running upstairs running downstairs running stoked on life scared walking through my house in the dark bored boobs
gothlolita: im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
dicksp8jr: bonkalore: drunkroselalonde: emily-spectre: feeling like someone’s losing interest in you knowing someone’s lost interest in you knowing someone’s never had interest in you menstruation
astudyintimelords: A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR EVERYONE WHO GOT THE DVD EARLY AND MANAGED TO KEEP ALL OF THAT A SECRET THANK YOU
ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS
dreamwurks: hacheload: rosenkristall: TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO SIGNAL BOOST HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I CHECKED AND THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. We need 5,000,000 signatures i know there’s enough bloggers out there hell sign twice using different emails.
sexualbread: *smells u deeply* u smell like my next friend
kylobe: sometimes i get the urge to be really nasty and mean and say mean things and then i go to do it and i cant its like. im too soft. im not punk rock at all. i lied. i lied to you all. i lied on the internet. im not hardcore. im possibly soft grunge but thats about it
spookymormon: spookymormon: my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
When you take a sticker off something but the...
peclro: if you unfollow me, you wont be kissed by your crush on Friday at 1:30. sorry i dont make the rules.
sexhaver: sexhaver: what the fuck is the tooth fairy even doing with all those teeth i hate literally everything about this website
i-owe-you-a-tardis: On the bright side, at least no one in Sherlock fandom is skipping any seasons.
When you try to pick up a conversation with someone you haven’t talked to in a while and used to be close to, but you notice that they don’t make any effort to talk to you and just push you further away to the point where you realize that things have changed and it’d be probably better to let go. People come and go, sadly. Even the ones you thought you’d never lose.
moltres: overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
dreamingdusk: people who can go to Disney World/Disneyland pretty much any time they want
natured: I was standing in line at dairy queen and I saw an elderly lady crying because she didn’t have enough money to pay for her small blizzard, so I bought her a large and helped her out to her car, and she cried and said ” I hope god made someone just for you out in the world so that they can treat you as special as you are” and I am sobbing right now.
andrewhussiesbosom: [anime antagonist voice] pathetic